"You're supposed to say everything is going to be all right! Where did you learn how to give a pep talk, Guantánamo?"

Dan, lets be clear, Rufus is your father, however, Lilly is NOT your mother. They got married one episode ago. Let me remind you that you have your own mother. She may be as flakey as a croissant, but a mother none the less.

Gossip Girl has gone so off the deep end of reality (...were they ever there...??) that I am choosing so just embrace this show as it is, and have found it to be far more enjoyable in this regard. Even more enjoyable? The RECAP.